SOOOOO YEP THIS ARTICLE IS GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO GET AROUND THE CHINESE FIREWALL !!!!!!!
THIS IS SOMETHING EASY AS PIE, ALL YOU GOTTA HAVE WITH YOU IS YOUR COMPUTER/LAPTOP ! I'M SERIOUS - YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SOME CRAZY HACKER OR W/E. THERE ARE TRICKS, NO CRAZY PROGRAMMING, IT'S EZ AND STRAIGHTFORWARD!!!!
I myself went to Beijing, China this summer (cuz you know OBVIOUSLY all azns are from China -___-) and while i was there, I DISCOVERED THE FREAKING STUPID CHINESE FIREWALL T.T (jk i already knew about it loooonnnnggg b4 i went back to china hahaha :PPP l̶o̶n̶g̶ ̶l̶o̶l̶)
You guys know what I'm talking about right?
Raise your hands if.............
How many of us have gone on vacation before to good ol' China, home to us Asians, ONLY TO FIND THAT LIKE EVERY GOOD FREAKING SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE IS BANNED THERE??!?!??!?!?
Youtube, I honestly can't live without this one! T.T Can't view my beloved k-pop videos or watch my favorite beauty gurus </3
This ones for the camwhores :PPP ! ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶m̶y̶s̶e̶l̶f̶
YEP THAT"S RIGHT - Chinese government put up a firewall that bans all the good stuff, like Facebook, Youtube, CERTAIN BLOGS (hahaha I hope I dun get banned for dis ;PPP), Twitter, and others.
So what if one day you visit china and suddenly you remember you have some important youtube video to watch for your summer assignment or IDK you have a huge camwhoring impulse to show urself off on vacation and all the fancy pancy hotels you've stayed at OR you're a mega pervert who just needs ur porno to be "satisfied"
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Well, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!! With this trick, you WILL get around the Chinese firewall, easy as 1,2,3! PLUS - YOU WILL NOT GET IN TROUBLE WITH THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ !!!!!!!
Hooray !!!!!! :DDDD Y'all can thank me later.....unless u knew about this trick already then BOOS TO U :PPPP
This is the easiest, fastest way to get around the Chinese firewall / ban. You can access your youtube videos, post ur camwhore pictures on facebook, and tweet spam ALLLLL about the sh*t you do on vacation !!!!!!
It's this MAGICAL thing called PROXIES !!!!!
HUH??!!??! WHAT'S A PROXY DURRRR......
Proxies are special server sites that MAKES YOUR IDENTITY ANONYMOUS !
The server sites hide your location and where you are accessing other websites from. This is the key because the Chinese firewall would not be able to detect where you are connecting from bcuz you are anonymous and therefore WILL NOT STOP YOU !!!!!!!!!!
I have done this myself MANY MANY MANY times in China, I have gotten in NO TROUBLE WAT-SO-EVER !!!!!!! AND - if a simpleton like myself can do it, THEN YOU CAN DO IT TOO!!!!!
Lemme hold your hand and guide you through it:
STEP 1) There are many sites called "host" sites. Host sites give you a list of proxies and tests the proxies FOR YOU (some proxies don't work on some computers for some reason)
Basically, host sites are the connectors that connect you to proxies. They give you a whole list to choose from. If you aren't sure which one would work for you, you should be able to test out the proxies (most host sites allow that) .
May I recommend freeproxies.org ? They are simply THE BEST AND EASIEST HOST SITE I'VE USED <3333 BEST OF ALL - ALL THEIR PROXIES ALLOW YOU TO ACCESS YOUTUBE VIDEOS :D
Here's a picture I made in photoshop in 3 minutes. This picture is a break down and summarization of basically how proxies work:
So go to : freeproxies.org :DDDD !!!!!!!!!!!
NOW FOR STEP 2)
Ok so that big button that says test proxies? WELL CLICK IT :PPPP
Tested proxies will become italicized BUT only the WORKING ONES will be BOLDED !
Next, just select one of the bold ones! If NONE of them work for you for w/e reason, just go to vtunnel.com. This one has never failed me ̶w̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶e̶x̶c̶e̶p̶t̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶o̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶w̶i̶c̶e̶
STEP 3) WE'RE ALMOST JUST ABOUT DONE!!!!!!!!! So see that url box above? Well most of the proxies are set to youtube as default, but you can type in facebook, twitter, or WATEVER you want!!!!! Once you do, just hit "begin browsing" and.............................
YOU'RE NOW IN, ACCESSING BANNED SITES VIA THE PROXY !!!!! :3 ur welcome ;)
You know if u are accessing the site through a proxy cause it has that logo at the top ;)
Sometimes, some proxies won't load. Test around to find a good proxy :) or just use vtunnel !
THIS WORKS ON THE CHINESE FIREWALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Proxies and proxy servers are easy, FREE, and NON-VIRUS GIVING ways to get around the Chinese firewall / ban ! :DDD
I HAVE NOT GOTTEN ANY VIRUS, I AM NOT ENDORSED, THERE ARE NO TRICKS, NO LOOPHOLES, NO HASSLE, NO SH*T WAT SO EVER !!!!!
I actually heard about proxies from my brother ! Here is a hyper-flattering photo of him and ladies, he's single xDDDDD HAHAHAHA he will hate me for dis :
HAHAHA we joke that someday, he's gonna rub his nose up so much that it faces skyward and collects rain :PPPP
But thank you bro hoe for introducing me and subsequently my readers to proxies !!!!! <3 :PPP may ur nose be blessed .
Now you can watch all your favorite youtube videos, update your statuses on f*ckybook, stalk ur celeb crush on twitter, and enjoy porno on le internet for any hentais out there :PPP
Hope you guys found this helpful ! Good luck and hope it works out for u too! (rele it should work unless ur totally retarded or smthin :/)
Until the next post. Kisses ! *mwah*
Love,
Doll <3333
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